Because Nerd Bits https://www.becausenerd.com/series/because-nerd-bits/ Because Nerd Bits is some nerdy old friends sitting around riffing on some of the sillier aspects of comics, cartoons, movies, and more! Wed, 03 Sep 2025 19:55:49 +0000 en-US © 2018 Because Nerd A Nerdy Comedy Podcast Scriptic Media episodic Because Nerd Bits is some nerdy old friends sitting around riffing on some of the sillier aspects of comics, cartoons, movies, and more! Scriptic Media scripticmedia@gmail.com true https://www.becausenerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/BNBitsWhite-SQUARE.png Because Nerd Bits https://www.becausenerd.com/series/because-nerd-bits/ scripticmedia@gmail.com Because Nerd Bits is some nerdy old friends sitting around riffing on some of the sillier aspects of comics, cartoons, movies, and more! Yes 0aaa0ad8-1322-5e05-8929-76a4fcf10125 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 142297048 Vorpal Botch (Because Nerd Bits #11) https://www.becausenerd.com/podcast/ch2-ep11/ Mon, 22 Aug 2022 15:54:13 +0000 https://www.becausenerd.com/?post_type=podcast&p=777 This week on Because Nerd Bits:
He took his vorpal sword in hand;
      Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
      And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
      The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
      And burbled as it came!
One... OH FUCK!!! I BOTCHED MY ROLL! I ROLLED A One! And through and through
      The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
It left me dead, and without my head
      As it went galumphing down my back.
- Excerpt from Jabberwocky by LEWIS CARROLL

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He took his vorpal sword in hand;
      Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
      And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
      The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
      And burbled as it came!
One... OH FUCK!!! I BOTCHED MY ROLL! I ROLLED A One! And through and through
      The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
It left me dead, and without my head
      As it went galumphing down my back.
- Excerpt from Jabberwocky by LEWIS CARROLL

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]]> https://www.becausenerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Vorpal-Botch-cover.png Vorpal Botch (Because Nerd Bits #11) true no 7:29 Yes no Storytime with Brad: Korean Bathhouse (Because Nerd Bits #10) https://www.becausenerd.com/podcast/ch2-ep10/ Mon, 08 Aug 2022 12:00:00 +0000 https://www.becausenerd.com/?post_type=podcast&p=762 This week, Because Nerd gets a visit from their old friend Brad. And Brad sits everyone down for a nice little tale about a time when he found himself cock-holster deep inside of a Korean bathhouse with the enemy literally right on his ass! Sit down and shut the fuck up, kids! It's time for some Because Nerd Bits!!!

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]]> This week, Because Nerd gets a visit from their old friend Brad. And Brad sits everyone down for a nice little tale about a time when he found himself cock-holster deep inside of a Korean bathhouse with the enemy literally right on his ass! Sit down and shut the fuck up, kids! It's time for some Because Nerd Bits!!!

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]]> https://www.becausenerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/BN10-BathHouse-Cover.png Storytime with Brad: Korean Bathhouse (Because Nerd Bits #10) true no 16:08 Yes no Poor Batman (Because Nerd Bits #9) https://www.becausenerd.com/podcast/ch2-ep9/ Mon, 25 Jul 2022 12:00:00 +0000 https://www.becausenerd.com/?post_type=podcast&p=748 Clint doesn't just hate Batman, he REALLY HATES BATMAN!!! And on this week's episode of Because Nerd Bits, we explore that hatred for Batman from a number of different angles!

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]]> Clint doesn't just hate Batman, he REALLY HATES BATMAN!!! And on this week's episode of Because Nerd Bits, we explore that hatred for Batman from a number of different angles!

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]]> https://www.becausenerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/BNB9-Poor-Batman-Cover.png Poor Batman (Because Nerd Bits #9) true no 17:20 Yes no Killing Batman: Hindsight Lad (Because Nerd Bits #8) https://www.becausenerd.com/podcast/ch2-ep8/ Fri, 08 Jul 2022 12:00:00 +0000 https://www.becausenerd.com/?post_type=podcast&p=738 Who is Hindsight Lad? What are his powers? How did he manage to make Batman into a devoted Lad Boy? You're going to have to listen to this episode of Because Nerd Bits to find out!!

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]]> Who is Hindsight Lad? What are his powers? How did he manage to make Batman into a devoted Lad Boy? You're going to have to listen to this episode of Because Nerd Bits to find out!!

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]]> https://www.becausenerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/BNB8-KB-Hindsight-Cover.png Killing Batman: Hindsight Lad (Because Nerd Bits #8) true no 15:08 Yes no Superhero Collateral Damage (Because Nerd Bits #7) https://www.becausenerd.com/podcast/ch2-ep7/ Fri, 01 Jul 2022 14:37:26 +0000 https://www.becausenerd.com/?post_type=podcast&p=730 Are Superheroes more trouble than they worth?? Do they break more things than they save? What if you need to take legal action against a superhero, who should you contact? Let's get to the bottom of all those questions and much more on this informative episode of Because Nerd Bits!!

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]]> Are Superheroes more trouble than they worth?? Do they break more things than they save? What if you need to take legal action against a superhero, who should you contact? Let's get to the bottom of all those questions and much more on this informative episode of Because Nerd Bits!!

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]]> https://www.becausenerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/wediditthumb.png Superhero Collateral Damage (Because Nerd Bits #7) true no 19:27 Yes no Killing Batman: The Answer (Because Nerd Bits #6) https://www.becausenerd.com/podcast/ch2-ep6/ Fri, 24 Jun 2022 13:59:42 +0000 https://www.becausenerd.com/?post_type=podcast&p=717 On this week's episode of Because Nerd Bits, we are re-exploring an absolutely classic Killing Batman about a wacky Marvel character called The Answer! His powers are stupid. His costume is stupid, but what about his plan to kill Batman?? Find out how stupid his plan to kill Batman is on this outstanding episode of Because Nerd Bits!!

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]]> On this week's episode of Because Nerd Bits, we are re-exploring an absolutely classic Killing Batman about a wacky Marvel character called The Answer! His powers are stupid. His costume is stupid, but what about his plan to kill Batman?? Find out how stupid his plan to kill Batman is on this outstanding episode of Because Nerd Bits!!

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]]> https://www.becausenerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/TheAnswerThumb.png Killing Batman: The Answer (Because Nerd Bits #6) true no 30:32 Yes no Star Wars OSHA (Because Nerd Bits #5) https://www.becausenerd.com/podcast/ch2-ep5/ Sat, 18 Jun 2022 21:06:53 +0000 https://www.becausenerd.com/?post_type=podcast&p=706 Why is Star Wars' track record for health and safety so dang bad? We analyze it Nerd Style on this week's episode of Because Nerd Bits!!

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]]> Why is Star Wars' track record for health and safety so dang bad? We analyze it Nerd Style on this week's episode of Because Nerd Bits!!

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]]> https://www.becausenerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/BNB-StarWars2-Cover.png Star Wars OSHA (Because Nerd Bits #5) true no 15:25 Yes no Wizard Poop: Harry Potter (Because Nerd Bits #4) https://www.becausenerd.com/podcast/ch2-ep4/ Fri, 10 Jun 2022 15:35:24 +0000 https://www.becausenerd.com/?post_type=podcast&p=693 Did you know that Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. It's true, but wait..? Then where did the wizards poop?? Let's flush this out on this week's episode of Because Nerd Bits!!

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]]> Did you know that Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. It's true, but wait..? Then where did the wizards poop?? Let's flush this out on this week's episode of Because Nerd Bits!!

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]]> https://www.becausenerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/WizardPoopThumb.png Wizard Poop: Harry Potter (Because Nerd Bits #4) true no 11:07 Yes no Sh*tty X-men: Dazzler (Because Nerd Bits #3) https://www.becausenerd.com/podcast/ch2-ep3/ Fri, 03 Jun 2022 12:01:00 +0000 https://www.becausenerd.com/?post_type=podcast&p=680 Why does Dazzler suck? And what happened to her in her later years?? Discover all that and more in this outstanding episode of Because Nerd Bits!!!

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]]> Why does Dazzler suck? And what happened to her in her later years?? Discover all that and more in this outstanding episode of Because Nerd Bits!!!

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]]> https://www.becausenerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/BNB-Dazzler-Cover.jpg Sh*tty X-men: Dazzler (Because Nerd Bits #3) true no 9:37 Yes no Killing Batman: Skateman (Because Nerd Bits #2) https://www.becausenerd.com/podcast/ch2-ep2/ Fri, 03 Jun 2022 12:00:00 +0000 https://www.becausenerd.com/?post_type=podcast&p=670 Who is Skateman and what is his plan for killing Batman?? Find out in this absolutely classic episode of Because Nerd Bits!!!

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]]> Who is Skateman and what is his plan for killing Batman?? Find out in this absolutely classic episode of Because Nerd Bits!!!

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]]> https://www.becausenerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/BNB-Skateman-Cover.jpg Killing Batman: Skateman (Because Nerd Bits #2) true no 9:57 Yes no Star Wars Witness Protection: Obi Wan (Because Nerd Bits #1) https://www.becausenerd.com/podcast/ch2-ep1/ Tue, 31 May 2022 02:50:14 +0000 https://www.becausenerd.com/?post_type=podcast&p=665 What sort of witness protection agency does Star Wars have? Let's find out on this inaugural episode of Because Nerd Bits!!!

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]]> What sort of witness protection agency does Star Wars have? Let's find out on this inaugural episode of Because Nerd Bits!!!

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]]> https://www.becausenerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/BNB-Obi-Wan-Cover-1-scaled.jpg Star Wars Witness Protection: Obi Wan (Because Nerd Bits #1) true no 22:35 Yes no