This week on Because Nerd Bits:
He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One… OH FUCK!!! I BOTCHED MY ROLL! I ROLLED A One! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
It left me dead, and without my head
As it went galumphing down my back.
This week, Because Nerd gets a visit from their old friend Brad. And Brad sits everyone down for a nice little tale about a time when he found himself cock-holster deep inside of a Korean bathhouse with the enemy literally right on his ass! Sit down and shut the fuck up, kids! It’s time for some Because Nerd Bits!!!
Clint doesn’t just hate Batman, he REALLY HATES BATMAN!!! And on this week’s episode of Because Nerd Bits, we explore that hatred for Batman from a number of different angles!
Who is Hindsight Lad? What are his powers? How did he manage to make Batman into a devoted Lad Boy? You’re going to have to listen to this episode of Because Nerd Bits to find out!!
Are Superheroes more trouble than they worth?? Do they break more things than they save? What if you need to take legal action against a superhero, who should you contact? Let’s get to the bottom of all those questions and much more on this informative episode of Because Nerd Bits!!
On this week’s episode of Because Nerd Bits, we are re-exploring an absolutely classic Killing Batman about a wacky Marvel character called The Answer! His powers are stupid. His costume is stupid, but what about his plan to kill Batman?? Find out how stupid his plan to kill Batman is on this outstanding episode of Because Nerd Bits!!
Why is Star Wars’ track record for health and safety so dang bad? We analyze it Nerd Style on this week’s episode of Because Nerd Bits!!
Did you know that Hogwarts didn’t always have bathrooms. It’s true, but wait..? Then where did the wizards poop?? Let’s flush this out on this week’s episode of Because Nerd Bits!!
Why does Dazzler suck? And what happened to her in her later years?? Discover all that and more in this outstanding episode of Because Nerd Bits!!!
Who is Skateman and what is his plan for killing Batman?? Find out in this absolutely classic episode of Because Nerd Bits!!!
What sort of witness protection agency does Star Wars have? Let’s find out on this inaugural episode of Because Nerd Bits!!!
