Storytime with Brad: Korean Bathhouse (Because Nerd Bits #10)

This week, Because Nerd gets a visit from their old friend Brad. And Brad sits everyone down for a nice little tale about a time when he found himself cock-holster deep inside of a Korean bathhouse with the enemy literally right on his ass! Sit down and shut the fuck up, kids! It’s time for some Because Nerd Bits!!!

What are his powers?: Bishop (Because Nerd #33)

On this week’s exciting episode of Because Nerd, we explore Nerd Mike’s absolute lack of understanding of Transformers culture, and then we discuss, when it comes to Thor and his hammer, what exactly is “worthiness” (the answer may surprise you). And then in a new edition of Shitty Xmen, he’s come from the future to save to past… or did he?? Who exactly is Xman Bishop? Where is he from, and why is he here? And what the hell are his powers? We delve into all of that and more in this week’s episode of Because Nerd!

I didn’t expect that: Hindsight Lad & Angel (Because Nerd #27)

You guys have been really good lately, and we have definitely noticed (that’s right, we’re watching you). And you deserve something really good in return, so we have just the thing. It’s time for some classic Because Nerd content! Today we’re starting out by looking at Hindsight Lad, the most obnoxious costumed vigilante to have ever graced the comic book page, and his maniacal plan for how to kill Batman! Then we take a hard look at the X-men Angel and analyze the extent of his power. For instance, could Angel beat a baby in a fight?? The answer may surprise you!! Learn about all this and much more in this absolutely amazing episode of Because Nerd!!!

Harry Pooper & the Chamber Pot of Secrets: Thundarr & Multiple Man (Because Nerd #9)

Prepare yourself for Because Nerd’s 9th episode!!! This is by far the best one yet, and this episode is notably funny for how stupid it is! In this episode we explore what life was like at Hogwarts prior to their addition of a sewage system and why Professor Albus Dumbledore was so hesitant to install one! Then we take some time to appreciate the majestic post apocalyptic waste land that was Thundarr the Barbarian, and we question the interpersonal dynamics of Thundarr’s, Ookla’s, and Arial’s relationship! Finally Logan joins us once again to discuss the Shitty X-men, Multiple Man and just how annoying being around him would be! Grab a cold on, light one up, and strap yourself in! Because it is time to get your nerd on!!!

Enter the Cyclops Verse: Season 1 Finale (Because Nerd #6)

Welcome to the Because Nerd Season 1 Finale! Yes, it was one whole year ago that three old friends (+1 more that joined along the way) sat down together to discuss comics and pop culture while trying to fit as many dick and fart jokes into one hour of listening as humanly possible! In this action packed season finale, Chris tells us about his harrowing experience of having to test his might in a showdown with an aggressive pit bull, we explore what happens when a Vorpal Sword meets a critical fail, and we ask that age old question, is the White Power Ranger racist? Then we discuss the awesome 1990s comic book “Batman Vs Predator” and go on to discuss whom else we’d like to see the Predator go up against and how it would all go down (Tom Cruise’s Mom does better than you’d think)! Finally, we are once again joined by Professor Logan for another edition of Shitty X-Men where we explore the reasons that Cyclops is such a dick! Saddle up!!! Cause it’s Because Nerd time!

You Drink Too Much (Because Nerd #3)

Welcome to Because Nerd’s third episode! Today we discuss all the shenanigans that Chris got into at Pensacon, like meeting some of the Broken Lizard team, late night drinking with Seth Gilliam and Dana DeLorenzo, being challenged by Cell from DBZ, and asking the designer of the Death Star about his crowning achievement (and it’s not what you think it’s gonna be)! On top of that, we talk about Logan’s psychomedical superabilities and the mysteries that lie within the movie Annihilation. Then, in Shitty X-Men, we discuss how Cannonball’s superpower is fueled by Jagermeister and Bacardi 151, and in Killing Batman, Clint explains how Ulysses Solomon Archer (US1) seduces Batman into a deadly trap! This is an action packed episode filled with intrigue and a butt-load of laughs! You definitely do not want to miss it!!!

The Last Apology (Because Nerd #2)

Welcome to Because Nerd’s second episode! This is by far our funniest episode yet! Today we discuss the origins of Casey Jones in TMNT, why Liam Neeson’s name is so hard to pronounce, what happened to all the energy in Cloverfield Paradox , if anyone will be handing out Z-jobs in Super Troopers 2, and much more. We also ponder what the hell Shockwave was doing with all his alone time on Cybertron. Then, in Shitty X-men, we talk about the later years of Dazzler’s music career, and finally, in Killing Batman, we pit Batman against the most tragic Superhero ever, Shadow Hawk!

WARNING: This episode has been known to induce uncontrollable, hysterical laughter! Listen at your own risk!!!

The Final Countdown (Because Nerd #1)

Welcome to Because Nerd’s pilot episode! Today we talk about whether or not Star Wars: TLJ should be removed from canon, if Fairy lives do actually matter, the dangers of being cock-blocked in Future Man, and what if Quintin Tarantino directed Star Trek in conjunction with Robert Rodriguez. Then Clint and Logan choose which superpower they want and debate which of them would subsequently win in a fight. And we introduce two new segments: Shitty X-Men and Killing Batman! Prepare to be nerded on!