Turds in Space (Because Nerd #36)

On this week’s episode of Because Nerd, Clint’s status as a martial artist comes into question, and the answer may surprise you! And another thing, does Galactus poop? Like really?? He eats whole planets and shit, so doesn’t he eventually have to take some massive dumps?! We explore. Then we sit down for another heartwarming edition of Storytime with Brad, where he tells us a silly story about a guy who fell off a helicopter but got caught up hanging from his nut sack! Oh man, it is a barrel of laughs on this acclaimed episode of Because Nerd!!

Vorpal Botch (Because Nerd Bits #11)

This week on Because Nerd Bits:
He took his vorpal sword in hand;
      Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
      And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
      The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
      And burbled as it came!
One… OH FUCK!!! I BOTCHED MY ROLL! I ROLLED A One! And through and through
      The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
It left me dead, and without my head
      As it went galumphing down my back.
– Excerpt from Jabberwocky by LEWIS CARROLL

Sh*tty Xmen: Great Lakes Avengers (Because Nerd #35)

This week on Because Nerd, we are once again giving the reigns over to Logan so he can navigate us through another comedically enlightening episode of Shitty Xmen. This week’s topic: The Great Lakes Avengers… or is it The Great Lakes Xmen?.. or maybe it’s The Great Lakes Champions?? Who fucking knows??? Well, WE DO! And you will know too after you have listened to this amazing world-altering episode of Because Nerd!!!

Storytime with Brad: Korean Bathhouse (Because Nerd Bits #10)

This week, Because Nerd gets a visit from their old friend Brad. And Brad sits everyone down for a nice little tale about a time when he found himself cock-holster deep inside of a Korean bathhouse with the enemy literally right on his ass! Sit down and shut the fuck up, kids! It’s time for some Because Nerd Bits!!!

NERD QUIZ!!! (Because Nerd #29)

Well, the Because Nerd crew just realized that we haven’t renewed out Nerd Cards in quite some time. So we didn’t have much of a choice, it’s time for a NERD QUIZ!!! Tess has put together a banger of a test to evaluate our nerd muscles and make sure that we’ve still all got what it takes to be a Nerd! We answer scrutinizing questions about movies, comics, books, games, and more in this probing audit of our nerd cred on this week’s inquisitive episode of Because Nerd!

I’m never gonna call you: Intro Tess (Because Nerd #23)

Hey there, you. We don’t talk enough anymore. You know what I mean?? We should change that. In fact, here, we just finished a new episode of Because Nerd! You should totally check it out! In it, we take time to ponder the merits of Mac-n-Cheese ice cream, like, “are there any merits to Mac-n-Cheese ice cream?”. We also spend time remembering the 90s cartoon show, Pirates of Dark Water and its disappointing inability to finish. We even ring the bell on a Super BeatOff that goes down between The Bionic $6 Million Man vs the Invisible Secret Agent: Gemini Man. I can’t tell you how happy I am that we’re talking together again, and I’m soooo glad that we’re reconnecting!!

The Last Apology (Because Nerd #2)

Welcome to Because Nerd’s second episode! This is by far our funniest episode yet! Today we discuss the origins of Casey Jones in TMNT, why Liam Neeson’s name is so hard to pronounce, what happened to all the energy in Cloverfield Paradox , if anyone will be handing out Z-jobs in Super Troopers 2, and much more. We also ponder what the hell Shockwave was doing with all his alone time on Cybertron. Then, in Shitty X-men, we talk about the later years of Dazzler’s music career, and finally, in Killing Batman, we pit Batman against the most tragic Superhero ever, Shadow Hawk!

WARNING: This episode has been known to induce uncontrollable, hysterical laughter! Listen at your own risk!!!

The Final Countdown (Because Nerd #1)

Welcome to Because Nerd’s pilot episode! Today we talk about whether or not Star Wars: TLJ should be removed from canon, if Fairy lives do actually matter, the dangers of being cock-blocked in Future Man, and what if Quintin Tarantino directed Star Trek in conjunction with Robert Rodriguez. Then Clint and Logan choose which superpower they want and debate which of them would subsequently win in a fight. And we introduce two new segments: Shitty X-Men and Killing Batman! Prepare to be nerded on!