On this week’s episode of Because Nerd, Clint’s status as a martial artist comes into question, and the answer may surprise you! And another thing, does Galactus poop? Like really?? He eats whole planets and shit, so doesn’t he eventually have to take some massive dumps?! We explore. Then we sit down for another heartwarming edition of Storytime with Brad, where he tells us a silly story about a guy who fell off a helicopter but got caught up hanging from his nut sack! Oh man, it is a barrel of laughs on this acclaimed episode of Because Nerd!!
This week on Because Nerd Bits:
He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One… OH FUCK!!! I BOTCHED MY ROLL! I ROLLED A One! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
It left me dead, and without my head
As it went galumphing down my back.
– Excerpt from Jabberwocky by LEWIS CARROLL
This week on Because Nerd, we are once again giving the reigns over to Logan so he can navigate us through another comedically enlightening episode of Shitty Xmen. This week’s topic: The Great Lakes Avengers… or is it The Great Lakes Xmen?.. or maybe it’s The Great Lakes Champions?? Who fucking knows??? Well, WE DO! And you will know too after you have listened to this amazing world-altering episode of Because Nerd!!!
This week, Because Nerd gets a visit from their old friend Brad. And Brad sits everyone down for a nice little tale about a time when he found himself cock-holster deep inside of a Korean bathhouse with the enemy literally right on his ass! Sit down and shut the fuck up, kids! It’s time for some Because Nerd Bits!!!
On this week’s exciting episode of Because Nerd, we explore Nerd Mike’s absolute lack of understanding of Transformers culture, and then we discuss, when it comes to Thor and his hammer, what exactly is “worthiness” (the answer may surprise you). And then in a new edition of Shitty Xmen, he’s come from the future to save to past… or did he?? Who exactly is Xman Bishop? Where is he from, and why is he here? And what the hell are his powers? We delve into all of that and more in this week’s episode of Because Nerd!
Who is Hindsight Lad? What are his powers? How did he manage to make Batman into a devoted Lad Boy? You’re going to have to listen to this episode of Because Nerd Bits to find out!!
Are Superheroes more trouble than they worth?? Do they break more things than they save? What if you need to take legal action against a superhero, who should you contact? Let’s get to the bottom of all those questions and much more on this informative episode of Because Nerd Bits!!
When it comes right down to brass tax and brass knuckles, who actually is the the best unpowered hand to hand fighter in the Marvel Universe? We will explore this question on this week’s episode of Because Nerd (and the outcome may surprise you)! Now it’s time! Activate Nerdiness!!!
Well, the Because Nerd crew just realized that we haven’t renewed out Nerd Cards in quite some time. So we didn’t have much of a choice, it’s time for a NERD QUIZ!!! Tess has put together a banger of a test to evaluate our nerd muscles and make sure that we’ve still all got what it takes to be a Nerd! We answer scrutinizing questions about movies, comics, books, games, and more in this probing audit of our nerd cred on this week’s inquisitive episode of Because Nerd!
Why does Dazzler suck? And what happened to her in her later years?? Discover all that and more in this outstanding episode of Because Nerd Bits!!!
You guys have been really good lately, and we have definitely noticed (that’s right, we’re watching you). And you deserve something really good in return, so we have just the thing. It’s time for some classic Because Nerd content! Today we’re starting out by looking at Hindsight Lad, the most obnoxious costumed vigilante to have ever graced the comic book page, and his maniacal plan for how to kill Batman! Then we take a hard look at the X-men Angel and analyze the extent of his power. For instance, could Angel beat a baby in a fight?? The answer may surprise you!! Learn about all this and much more in this absolutely amazing episode of Because Nerd!!!
Prepare yourself for Because Nerd’s 9th episode!!! This is by far the best one yet, and this episode is notably funny for how stupid it is! In this episode we explore what life was like at Hogwarts prior to their addition of a sewage system and why Professor Albus Dumbledore was so hesitant to install one! Then we take some time to appreciate the majestic post apocalyptic waste land that was Thundarr the Barbarian, and we question the interpersonal dynamics of Thundarr’s, Ookla’s, and Arial’s relationship! Finally Logan joins us once again to discuss the Shitty X-men, Multiple Man and just how annoying being around him would be! Grab a cold on, light one up, and strap yourself in! Because it is time to get your nerd on!!!
Welcome to Because Nerd’s 4th episode! Today we introduce a new nerd, Mike, and probe deep into his inner most nerdom! We talk about the amazing comic book series, The Boys. We debate whether we would rather have the superpower of Flight or Invisibility, as well as ask what other superpowers are simply more trouble than they are worth. We discuss why life on the Enterprise would be the absolute best and talk about which tropes most grinds Mike’s gear. Then we wrap up our conversation by exploring the burgeoning world of sex robots and their inevitable evolution into Terminator killing machines! This one’s a wild ride so buckle up, hit play, and enjoy the trip! You definitely don’t want to pass this one up!